Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Oh NO he didn't...Oh YES he did.....
Obama had a lot of sound bites in his speech about the presidential debates.....He would 'wait' for a call.......Obama...the line is busy......he's talking to Raines, Johnson, Wright, Ayers, Russia, Cuba, Iran, ....Streisand, The View, Katie Couric.......Rezco.....Sharpton....Lindsey Lohan.....
He also said, "I have a BIG plane, McCain has a BIG plane, and they both have big slogans painted on the side. They can get us to Mississippi when they need to."
Don’t guys do this in the locker room? Is there new ‘guy speak’ these days that I am not familiar with? He is actually commenting on the size of their planes??? Good to know he has a big, pretty, fast, plane....now he needs to get in it and go to Washington to do the work taxpayers PAY him to do..........Talk is cheap.....especially memorized soundbites....
A new concept for him since he has only been there 143 days and hasn't voted most of that time.....he may not know exactly what he is supposed to do....oh, 'they' will 'call him' with that info.
THANK YOU BILL CLINTON: On McCain and the debate....."We know he didn't do it because he's afraid because Sen. McCain wanted more debates. "
..".I presume he did that in good faith since I know he wanted -- I remember he asked for more debates to go all around the country and so I don't think we ought to overly parse that"
He also said, "I have a BIG plane, McCain has a BIG plane, and they both have big slogans painted on the side. They can get us to Mississippi when they need to."
Don’t guys do this in the locker room? Is there new ‘guy speak’ these days that I am not familiar with? He is actually commenting on the size of their planes??? Good to know he has a big, pretty, fast, plane....now he needs to get in it and go to Washington to do the work taxpayers PAY him to do..........Talk is cheap.....especially memorized soundbites....
A new concept for him since he has only been there 143 days and hasn't voted most of that time.....he may not know exactly what he is supposed to do....oh, 'they' will 'call him' with that info.
THANK YOU BILL CLINTON: On McCain and the debate....."We know he didn't do it because he's afraid because Sen. McCain wanted more debates. "
..".I presume he did that in good faith since I know he wanted -- I remember he asked for more debates to go all around the country and so I don't think we ought to overly parse that"
Friday, September 12, 2008
Who hates Sarah Palin?
by Greg Gutfeld, foxnews.
According to many in the media, we truly have discovered someone worse than Hitler — and it's Sarah Palin.Head to any left-wing blog or even CNN for that matter and you'll find the zaniest of conspiracies -- froth that even a dude with rabies would find unseemly.
So how can one person create so much bile among folks who claim to be the most tolerant in the universe? I mean, liberals are the good people: They're open-minded, caring and of course, fair.
But somehow, a Republican lady in her 40s is exempt from this treatment. Perhaps, she truly is the devil in a dress, a ghoul that eats children and pollutes the planet and possibly beats Barack Obama, the patron saint of every customer buying wheat germ in bulk at GNC.
But I know the real reason why every single elitist media type is terrified of her. They've never met her. And by "her," I don't mean Sarah Palin. I mean "her", an actual normal woman with a bunch of kids, an average husband and no desire to watch "The L Word."
She's scary to these folks the way Wal-Mart is scary to them: Both are alien to someone who blogs about their chakras. They won't go there, because they've never been there.
To them, hating Sarah Palin is a symptom of larger bigotry against the rest of us, the normal. If they saw her at a party, they would wonder how she got in. She's the anti-Obama, the anti-New York Times, the anti-everything that Tim Robbins loves, which is why I love her — and you should too.
And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.
According to many in the media, we truly have discovered someone worse than Hitler — and it's Sarah Palin.Head to any left-wing blog or even CNN for that matter and you'll find the zaniest of conspiracies -- froth that even a dude with rabies would find unseemly.
So how can one person create so much bile among folks who claim to be the most tolerant in the universe? I mean, liberals are the good people: They're open-minded, caring and of course, fair.
But somehow, a Republican lady in her 40s is exempt from this treatment. Perhaps, she truly is the devil in a dress, a ghoul that eats children and pollutes the planet and possibly beats Barack Obama, the patron saint of every customer buying wheat germ in bulk at GNC.
But I know the real reason why every single elitist media type is terrified of her. They've never met her. And by "her," I don't mean Sarah Palin. I mean "her", an actual normal woman with a bunch of kids, an average husband and no desire to watch "The L Word."
She's scary to these folks the way Wal-Mart is scary to them: Both are alien to someone who blogs about their chakras. They won't go there, because they've never been there.
To them, hating Sarah Palin is a symptom of larger bigotry against the rest of us, the normal. If they saw her at a party, they would wonder how she got in. She's the anti-Obama, the anti-New York Times, the anti-everything that Tim Robbins loves, which is why I love her — and you should too.
And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.
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